...finally...got the time to clean my drawer here at work...and here's what i found..a list of unavoidable laws...Read on!
Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands get coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop
Any tool when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of Driving
After you change lanes, the one you were in will always start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of the Bath Tub
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
Law of the Theathe
The people whose seats are furthest from the aisle will arrive last.
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And in my 31 years here on earth, here are some of the laws i've learned too:
Law of White Tops
The more careful you are, the more you are prone to get it stained.
Law of Finding something
The more you look for something you've lost, the more you will not find it. Stop looking and the next day, you will see it was there all along.
Law of Ex-ccidental meetups
The probability of seeing your ex with her new girlfriend is indirectly proportional with your effort to see them.
Law of Third Parties
At first, they think you're better than their partners, then, they will realize they'd rather settle for the good one rather than the better one.
Law of Emails
Just when your boss is discussing something with you in front of your computer, emails popups would keep on coming. And if you're unlucky enough, subject is "Job Interview" or "Job Opening".
Law of Printing
The more confidential the document you are trying to print in your office printer when nobody is around, the more people will come to the printer and see it, just before you are able to get it.
Law of the Flies
Just when you are about to eat the best part that you've saved for last, the fly would come and eat it first.
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